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October 22, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 22

Today you are a cereologist :

One who specializes in investigating crop circles.

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Ted: Would you believe...

"Can you believe that these blokes actually PAY us to come out here and 'investigate' this stuff?"

"Quiet, Brian!. You wanna blow the whole thing, you wanker?"

"Bugger, Seth. Bugger them too. It's not like we make the damn things. But these blighters are so ready to believe bleedin' monsters did it, they'ed buy anything we tell 'em, right. They've no clue about real science, do they? I heard it's some blokes doin' this by strapping boards.... Hey! What the hell is that?"

"Brian, I don't think I like the looks of that. Is it a machine? Is it... AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!"

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