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October 9, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 9

Somebody has been arrested.

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D: Impersonating a Police Officer

“You have the right to remain silent.”

Bill, she’s gagged.

“Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.”

She can’t say anything. Will you cut out the Robocop routine?

“You have the right to have an attorney present.”

She’s the District Attorney, Bill; I think she knows that part.

“If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you free of charge.”

Bill, for chrissakes, will you look around you? This stuff costs a fortune. If you're done with the shtick can we untie her and get her out of that rubber uniform?

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