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August 25, 2005

Volume 5, Issue 25

The rules o'the day: dialogue only, two characters, involving the idea of "condiments."

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Ted: The Aftermath

"I can't beleive you wrote about the mayo!"

"It was funny, come on..."

"No, you come on. I can't help it. Ever since that time in the third grade when Kenny Birkstrum hit me in the face with mayo at lunch."

"That was thirty years ago! It was an accident."

"IT WAS NOT! I saw the way he looked at me just before the mayo pack burst. He knew it would happen."

"Look, babe, I'm sorry I wrote about the mayo. I didn't know that it was an issue. I'll delete it."

"No. It's got a great rating, leave it."

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