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August 25, 2005

Ted: The Aftermath

"I can't beleive you wrote about the mayo!"

"It was funny, come on..."

"No, you come on. I can't help it. Ever since that time in the third grade when Kenny Birkstrum hit me in the face with mayo at lunch."

"That was thirty years ago! It was an accident."

"IT WAS NOT! I saw the way he looked at me just before the mayo pack burst. He knew it would happen."

"Look, babe, I'm sorry I wrote about the mayo. I didn't know that it was an issue. I'll delete it."

"No. It's got a great rating, leave it."

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Comments

I would just like to point out that this is a FICTION site...

Posted by: Stacy at August 25, 2005 2:17 PM · Permalink

But this reads like a great novel.

I want MORE!

Get to the part where Stacy kicks your ass, Ted.

Posted by: michele at August 25, 2005 5:05 PM · Permalink

I don't think the word "kicks" really applies here...

Posted by: Ted at August 25, 2005 6:21 PM · Permalink