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July 15, 2005

Tanya: That's What You Get, episode 2

Bastard jumped me in the alley, and managed to cut my shirt and shorts off, but I racked him before he could get any farther. Then I started running. Past China Garden, past Sears. People were staring out of the windows like it was my fault, of course. Like I run through mini-malls in my underwear all the time, just to piss them off.

But the blonde chick coming out of Sportsmart with a new aluminum baseball bat tossed it to me without hesitation. And now that there's rapist-brain all over the store window, this neighborhood might be safe again.

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Darn, I thought this was going to be a Mallrats thing.

Unless it is, and I'm being uncharacteristically dense.

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