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July 1, 2005

Tanya: Holidazzle This

It wasn’t bad enough that he’d had to leave Florida. He loved his wife, but he’d never understand why she wanted to stay in Minnesota. No, the worst part was her bizarre family. Every year, the bloody cheerful lutherans all packed into their jeeps to caravan to Duluth.

And this year, since Mary was eight months pregnant, he was driving. "Lead us out of town, Bob!" they said. Sure, put the southern boy in front. Gleeful bastards. He opened the door and leaned out.

"Stop singing that stupid 'over the river and through the woods' song and help me push!"

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Comments

Since I frequently drive past the original 'river' and 'woods' mentioned in the song, I found this particularly funny. :)

Posted by: Jon at July 1, 2005 9:13 AM · Permalink