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July 14, 2005

From the Comments: The Mighty Emu

The scene was chaotic: blood splattered over the windows, police sirens screaming. Sgt. Polowski kept his rifle low as he aimed through his scope at the gunman.

The body count was high in that little convenience store. Two punks out in front; the fat one was blown right through the head. The girlfriend lying in a red pool right in front of the door; the lasagna pan upturned next to her. He could see the perp holding a video store guy hostage.

As the sniper gently squeezed the trigger, the gunman yelled, ā€œIā€™m not even supposed to be here today!ā€

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Posted by: Laurence Simon at July 14, 2005 9:10 PM · Permalink

Aw. I'm flattered.

Posted by: TheMightyEmu at July 15, 2005 8:35 AM · Permalink

Check before you post!