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June 8, 2005

The Eschatologist: First, The Lawyers

"What we've got here is a simple case of copyright infringement," a twisted smile betrayed his satisfaction in finally catching the culprit red handed. He could now sense blood in the water, and put his plan into action.

"My clients and I, named as The Blue Falcon, Hawkman, Nite Owl, et cetera, whom I represent in absentia, declare that you must immediately cease and desist all avian imitation activities, and forever affirm you will no longer pursue this line of gross mockery under penalty of law."

He handed the dancer his business card with a sneer. Harvey Birdman, Attorney-at-Law.

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Comments

BRAVO!!!

Posted by: michele at June 8, 2005 8:40 AM · Permalink

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 8, 2005 9:33 AM · Permalink