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June 8, 2005

Tanya: Apologies in advance

"Just look at my hair!" she screamed. "And my clothes! How am I going to get my favorite jeans back?!" My roommate was a nice girl, but not very bright. Super naive. I helped her take the gruesome fan off her head, but left her to the rest, too grossed out to be of any use. "Gawd! I've got to take a shower. I'm so disgusted!" She ran into the bathroom, sobbing.

"Becky," I called after her, "I understand you're freaked out. But everyone knows The Joker's a pervert. Why did you go home with him in the first place?"

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Comments

I'm really, really sorry. I couldn't get it out of my head, so I figured you should share my pain.

If anything else occurs to me during the day I'll delete this and write something else.

Posted by: Tanya at June 8, 2005 5:33 AM · Permalink

Like hell you will! :)

Posted by: Sekimori at June 8, 2005 5:55 AM · Permalink