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June 5, 2005

Stacy: Starbuck's Seduction

She leans intimately out the window, lank blonde hair stringing from her loose ponytail.

"Oh, it's good to see you again, Stacy," she trills in a voice that still sets my teeth on edge.

"You know," she continues, uninvited, "I always try to connect with the customers, but you're usually..."

"I'm not a morning person," I reply, hoping the token reply will satisfy her curiosity.

She peers into the passenger seat. "And you are?"

"I'm her husband," he says.

Her face visibly falls. "Oh," she says. "Well, your venti mochas will be right up," she chirps and closes the window.

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This is, unfortunately, a true story.

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