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June 2, 2009

Tuesday

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Dave: Conspiracy Theory

“And, line three, Steve – you’re on ‘Midnight Truth!’”

“Hi, Dan, long-time listener, first-time caller.”

“What’s on your mind, Steve?”

“Global Warming, Dan. I think it’s aliens, maybe the Grays. That way they could destroy the economy, human civilization, make us defenseless. Maybe just to keep us locked on Earth.”

”An interesting theory,” Dan said, cutting off the call. He looked beyond the glass. His broodmate was already comming the intervention saucer, reading off the reverse-Caller ID address from her monitor.

Dan smiled, toothily. “Let’s see if anyone else out there thinks Steve’s hypothesis makes sense. Our number once again …”

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