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April 1, 2009

Wednesday

In honor of the day...

"You fool!"

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Morgon the Implacable was furious. The heels of his armored boots pounded thunderously against the deck plating of his warship.

The crew cowered at their battle stations, bathed in the bloody glow of the red-alert signals flashing ominously from the ceiling of the ship's bridge. Klaxons screamed relentless warnings as the deck officers scurried to and fro.

As Morgon settled his enormity upon the Imperial Throne of Command, a terrified admiral cautiously approached the indignant conqueror.

"My Lord, is there nothing we can do?"

"No, you fool!" Morgon bellowed. "We are doomed. I have forgotten my wife's birthday yet again."

Posted by: Chamomiles Davis at April 1, 2009 10:31 AM · Permalink