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April 27, 2009

Monday

Why does that monkey have a gun?

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Ted: Monkey Shines

Albert was positive he had left the still in good hands. He found the small Patas monkey while fishing in the Green Swamp. The poor little guy was sick, starving, and his fur was matted with ticks and fleas. Albert cleaned him up, shot him full of meds he stole from a vet clinic, and set out to train himself a guard.

Joe turned out to be handy around the camp. He'd hide in the treetops and warn Albert about nearby Rangers. But training Joe to use a pistol was Albert's stroke of genius.

Now he could go kill Vera.

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