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March 17, 2009

LJ: The Mobile Moron (based on a true story)

"To activate your cell phone, please dial pound-seven-nine-two."

wince

"Actually, you need to dial that on your cell phone."

"Now push 1."

"Could not be programmed... okay, #792 one more time."

"Fine, let's try something else. Enter star-pound-twelve-seven-three and press SEND."

"You have bears and ducks on your phone... umm..."

sigh

"No ma'am, you have to enter this on your new phone."

"Okay, let's try this. Put the phone back in the box, slap on the mailing label, and send the phone back to us. You are too stupid to have a cell phone."

"Thanks for calling Sunshine Wireless, ma'am."

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