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March 19, 2009

Jeff R.: Scene from Dystopia! The Musical

LEAD BUREAUCRAT:
Times are rough
Awful tough
And you're suffering through.

Getting cold
Feeling old
Need a shoulder to cry on to.

Well I say
There's a way
You can bailout your blues:

You just sign
On the line
Of form nineteen stroke two.

CHORUS OF CLERKS:
Registration
Saves the nation
Leave the station
Pure elation
GAP-TOOTHED CLERK:
Why, it's even better than-)

LEAD BUREAUCRAT:
Master the skill
And you can fill
out any form we can give.

ALL:
Then just sign on the dotted line if you want to live!

LEAD BUREAUCRAT, spoken:
We'll want that in triplicate, please.

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