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July 2, 2008

Wednesday

What an odd flower.

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What an Odd Flower

"What an odd flower," The museum curator said. It was the most polite thing I had heard all day. Screaming and yelling were more the order of the day.
"Yes It is a very rare breed," I said trying not to look at it myself, because I knew what it would do. It did it to the dog, and the mail man and the first woman I took it too. "It has not been seen before."
"Is it a hybrid?" He asked trying to figure out what to do with it.
"Not really. . ." Then it ate him too.

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