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July 1, 2008

David: Joisey, Maybe Lawn Guyland

Oh. My. Gawd. So, I went down to the salon this afternoon to get my hair and nails done. Philippe, that nice homosexual boy who knows the way I like my hair, got deported, for crying out loud, so I had to sit for Shelley. I know! I look like she went after me with pruning shears or something. I swear, I’m not going back there again, no matter how much I like that shampoo they use. Well, not for my hair anyways. Gladys is a magician with nail clippers and polish, I swear to Gawd. Just look at these.

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Comments

I totally resent this story!

Posted by: michele at July 1, 2008 5:09 PM · Permalink

I base my baseless sterotypes on publicly available sources. In this case, _The Nanny_. Nothing personal.

Or did I steal your idea?

In my head, this is being recited by Marisa Tomei from _My Cousin Vinny_.

Posted by: David at July 1, 2008 5:20 PM · Permalink