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May 27, 2008

Tuesday

Why is that monkey wearing yellow boots?

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David: And Then Wacky Sitcom Music Plays

“Because it’s raining, duh.”

“But that doesn’t… why would it… where did you even get… how did you find… why is there even… I know you went to the zoo, but… and what about the… I mean, there are rules… for that matter… and another thing… You can’t just… does he even care about… there are licenses, and… and shots, and… seriously? Didn’t anyone try… and how did you get him to… are those my... yellow? Monkey?

“Okay, you win. I’m completely flummoxed. There’s so much wrong with this entire situation that I can’t even find a place to begin.”

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