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May 28, 2008


I just hate home improvement...

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David: Not Working Out

I bought a Soloflex off the TV. Now it’s in the garage. I hang oily rags on it.

I bought a Bowflex because the sales girl at Sears was cute and I was trying to get her number. Yarn dangling off those bendy parts amuses the cats to no end.

I signed up for one of those Jenny Craig promotional plans. The food was wet cardboard. Made the roses grow, though.

I found one of those Wii Fit things everyone’s so excited about these days. I plugged it up, and it told me I was fat. I already knew that.

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