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April 22, 2008

From The Comments: JerryD

HILARITY ENSUES (Goldfarb cont'):

Goldfarb was released from the hospital with the best wishes of the staff.

His near fatal attack of lightning had reduced him to a quivering mass of protein.

Prior to the incident his well honed muscles had carried him to multiple victories.

Now he could walk only with the aid of crutches.

He had even won, with a little help from the mob, a bronze, a silver, and a gold medal.

All in the final race of the World Championship.

Reaching the revolving door his left crutch catches and Goldfarb falls.

The door drags him around and around and around.

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