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April 30, 2008

Wednesday

Is there life on Mars?

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Stacy: Retreat!

“I fail to understand this, Liktnop. How could these hu-mans be so ignorant? ‘Is there life on Mars…’ Can they not see for themselves?”

Liktnop did not reply, busy himself glaring at his viewscreen. On it were two hu-mans, a tangle of writhing arms and legs… confusing where one began and one ended.

“Technard Liktnop, what in the name of the blackness of space are you watching?”

Liktnop sneered as one of the hu-mans began moaning, obviously in great pain.

“Comnard Vertnor, these hu-mans are low-forms. This one is eating the other one.”

Vertnor blinked. Cannibals. Mars must be warned!

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