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March 18, 2008

Stacy: Profit!

Do you remember all the money you’ve spent in your life on bad clothes, bad food and bad alcohol?

Would you like to have it all back?

Here at Future Fixers, Inc., we can recover all that ill-spent cash, and put it right back in your bank account!

Have the money you need for home repairs, send your kids to college, take that vacation you’ve dreamed about!

Disclaimer: Odds of the above-stated recovery resulting in cessation of client’s existence are approximately 2 to 1 against. Client’s estate required to bequeath half of recovered profits to FF, Inc. All sales final.

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Comments

I'm laughing so hard it hurts !!!

Posted by: kipp at March 18, 2008 5:29 PM · Permalink

I love your FF stories... so good to see a new one!

Posted by: LJ at March 18, 2008 11:05 PM · Permalink