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March 18, 2008

LJ: God promises... we deliver.

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Comments

*sigh* This is what happens when I read American Gods by Neil Gaiman and The Three Stigmata of Palmet Eldritch by Philip K. Dick almost back-to-back...

Posted by: LJ at March 18, 2008 11:06 PM · Permalink