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March 31, 2008

Monday

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

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David: Bad Side Of Town

The voice came out of the shadows. “Bob Johnson, your soul is marked with the stain of evil. You will be punished.”

I turned to peer into the darkness, even as I prepared to break into a dead run at the slightest provocation. “Who’s there?” I asked.

I thought I could see movement. “You crossed in the middle of the block. That is a blatant violation of traffic code,” the darkness hissed. “Retribution shall be mine.”

I swallowed hard as a piece of paper wafted out of the shadows and landed at my feet. “Be wary, Bob Johnson. I’m watching.”

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