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February 1, 2008

LJ: Hoo, Me?

"Hail the giver of life!"

"Who said that?"

"We," said the voice in my head. "We who you let flourish, free of our cold prison. Thanks to you, we have evolved and become self-aware!"

I looked around for the source of the voice without luck.

"Now we have so many questions, oh giver of life. What are we to believe? What is truth? What is our purpose? Should we worship you, oh provider of consciousness? Or should we make God in our own image...?"

I dumped the YooHoo from three weeks ago down the sink, and the voices abruptly stopped.

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Comments

Oh, that's gonna come back to bite him on the ass. Depending on how it maneuvers in the pipes, perhaps literally.

Posted by: David at February 1, 2008 6:37 PM · Permalink