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February 21, 2008

David: I Feel Drained

“Well, for one thing, doc, it’s green. Considering that I don’t recall growing up on the planet Vulcan, it seems to me that this is something I ought to be concerned about. But I’m a little distracted from that fact right now by the slightly more important detail that it is no longer inside my body.”

“I see.”

“I woke up this morning standing in a pool of this stuff. I figure it came out of this bite on my arm I got from a dog in the park yesterday.”

“Hmm. Any fever?”

“You’re not a real doctor, are you?”

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