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January 7, 2008

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Why does my face hurt?

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I woke up with a throbbing pain right in the middle of my face. A sinus headache, I thought, fumbling about blindly for my Excedrin. They were difficult to find, though, since I did not have my glasses on.

So I slipped my spectacles onto my face.

They fell off.

I tried again; they fell again.

That was when the awful truth sank in. During the night, someone had removed my nose.

I later discovered that my nose had been harvested by extraterrestrials that considered "human horn" a powerful aphrodisiac. Also, "human horn" turned out not to mean my nose.

Posted by: LJ at January 7, 2008 11:51 PM · Permalink

Snerk.

Posted by: Stacy at January 8, 2008 8:46 AM · Permalink