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January 24, 2008

Dave: Tree Hugger

"What are you doing up there?"

"I -- like it up here."

"In a tree?"

"Trees are nice."

"It's cold out.  What happened to your jacket?"

"I dunno."

"Where did you put your jacket?"

"It's -- I dunno."

"What are you looking at?"

"Nothing."

"When I'm talking to you, young man, I'd like you to look at me."

"Okay."

"Thank you.  I'm still waiting to hear about your jacket."

"It's -- inside, I think."

"It's freezing outside.  Why are you out without your jacket?"

"I dunno."

"Well, get down here right now.  It's time for dinner."

"I'd -- rather not."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I'm scared."

"Scared?  Scared of what?"

"Of that."

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