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January 15, 2008

Tuesday

Your free association word of the day is phone.

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David: ...Up With

Okay, let’s see, what shall I write today? Is that the topic? Hmm. Tricky. Maybe I could do something about…. Or perhaps…. What about…? Nah, those ideas all suck.

But I have to write something. I’ve gone far too many days without it. People will start to think I’ve given up on the game, when in truth I’ve been doing other stuff that kept me either away from the computer or too busy to spare the time.

You’re letting your thoughts run away again. Focus. Come on, inspiration!

Ah, screw it. I’ll just post the first 100 words I come

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Ted: Out of Time ... or ... Don't nag a quantum physicist about getting away from it all

You would think that after all this time, all these years, raising his babies, cleaning his clothes, washing his dishes, after all of that it wouldn't be too much to ask for him to just fucking call home if he was going to be late!

What? What do you mean what do I mean? Calling home? You know, on the telephone. Right there on the wall next to the fridg...

Where's my refrigerator? Where is the goddamned phone? And no, this is my fucking house and I will not stop swearing. Is this a joke?

Geoff? What did you do?

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