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January 7, 2008

Monday

Why does my face hurt?

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David: Self-Discovery

“Because you were in an accident and lost your long term memory.”

“I don’t remember being in an accident.”

“That’s because you were in an accident and lost your long term memory.”

“So, I accidentally got hit in the face? And that made me lose my memory?”

“No, you got hit in the face on purpose.”

“But you just said it was an accident.”

“Your getting hit in the face is not what made you lose your memory. That happened a while ago.”

“Then why does my face hurt now?”

“Because I’m your sister, and you keep hitting on me.”

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