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October 24, 2007

Ted: To answer your question, yes. It does.

I love that your ass is big... whoever you are. Big, black, jungle butt or ginormous trailer shelf ass, either one works for me, baby.

When you put on any pair of shorts or a bikini, or if you have to lay on your back just to close a zipper, it's gonna make your ass look big.

I'm fine with that. More than: actively seeking!

I love a girl with a totally grabable ass. A girl who has enough spread on her to support my weight, if you know what I mean.

But that muffin top has got to go.

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