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October 25, 2007

Ted: What the Crow Told the Coward

"...so after she put enough pebbles down, the water level rose and she could drink."

"Yayyyyyyy!"

"Aesop!, Come here!"

"Ye-ye-yessir?"

"I have told you to knock this off on company time. Until V, your ass is mine. Now get back to work!"

"Yessir!"

"Is the bastard gone?" "Good."

"This story, dear reader, is about a man who wanted to make stories. But his boss, and the traffic, and the crabgrass just kept eating away his time.

Then one day, the man realized he was going blind, and those things didn't mean anything anymore.

That, is when he became a storyteller."

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Comments

"Until V..."

*falls down laughing*

Posted by: Stacy at October 25, 2007 7:18 PM · Permalink