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September 26, 2007

David: Practical Application

“Wait, is it teleportation, or dimensional travel?”

“It’s both! Given an infinite number of universes, there must be one out there someplace which is exactly identical to this one, other than the location of a single person or object. My machine swaps those two objects, such that they both appear in their new universes at each other’s original location. Subjectively, one object moves instantaneously from one place to the other, while the other takes the reverse trip.”

“But, to an outside observer, nothing happened, right? The thing is still where it started.”

“Um, yes.”

“Is someone paying you for this?”

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