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September 20, 2007

Thursday

In space, nobody can hear you scream...

Where else would be a good place for a little privacy?

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Ted: Splendid Acres or Ante-Room to Hell?

Well now, fuck. Shit, hell, and damn. I thought for sure I could at last GET SOME DAMN QUIET if I came here. No such luck.

These sorry, soggy, sappy bastards just whine and moan all gottdammed day and all fuckjesus night.

All I wanted was a little space for myself. Someplace to close out the voices. The damn voices are still all around. I hear them coming at me through the earth itself.

"I didn't want to die so young." Ass

"I hope my wife doesn't remarry." Loser.

ALL OF YOU, PUSSY, CORPSES... SHUT UP!

I suicided for this?

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