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August 31, 2007

Stacy: Rebuttal

Bitch? Upon my honor, I never raised her to have such a cruel tongue. I had to lock her in the tower! She wouldn’t, to put it delicately, keep her skirts down, if you take my meaning. A girl without virtue is a girl without a husband, in this day and age. And I only enspelled her after she escaped for the fifth time...

Wicked? ME? I tried to warn him, I did, but he was so full of himself. Young men are impossible to reason with, especially penniless third sons.

I do so love visiting with the grandchildren, though.

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Comments

Hahahaha! Thanks, Stacy!

Posted by: Jim at September 2, 2007 2:17 AM · Permalink

Now what would really be cool is for somebody to write this from one of the childrens' perspective.

Posted by: Jim at September 2, 2007 2:23 AM · Permalink