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August 7, 2007

David: Too Soon?

He stood shouting on the corner; he had to get word out. “They’re lying to you about what happened on 9/11! I know the truth!”

Another man stopped to listen to the ranting. “Okay, I’m listening. What really happened?”

“It was muslim terrorists! They came into the US on student visas, and learned how to fly at flight schools in Florida. Then, they hijacked passenger jets with boxcutters, and crashed them into our buildings!”

“So Bush was bankrolling terrorism?”

“No! A Saudi prince named Osama bin Laden was.”

The man shook his head and walked away. “Conspiracy nut,” he muttered.

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