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August 31, 2007

David: Arranged Marriage

All right, here’s a story, kids. Once upon a time, your lazy, no-account father was rampaging across the countryside, raping and pillaging, when he came upon a tower in the middle of Goddamned nowhere. It was the very tower my bitch stepmother had locked me in years earlier, because she was jealous of my perfect teeth or some shit.

Anyway, your shiftless, drunken father smashed his way through the wall, completely avoiding the tests of worth ensorcelled into the door. The rules said I had to marry the asshole, or die.

And that’s where babies come from. Go to sleep.

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Comments

I hope no one thinks the vulgarity was gratuitous. It seemed appropriate to the subject matter.

Posted by: David at August 31, 2007 3:49 PM · Permalink

dude, vulgarity is spice...and in this case the kung pao. good job

Posted by: Ted Bronson at August 31, 2007 8:27 PM · Permalink

I loved it. Great job!

Posted by: michele at August 31, 2007 9:42 PM · Permalink