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August 22, 2007

David: An Intricate, Multi-Faceted, And Thoroughly Detailed Conspiracy

We robbed a bank to get the necessary operating capital.

We stole some pensioners’ identities so we could move around unobstructed.

We swiped uniforms from the back of a municipal laundry service truck.

We heisted an armored car not for the money, but for the bulletproof wheels.

We knocked over a National Guard Armory for the heavy firepower and flak vests.

We lifted access codes from the laptop of an inattentive and handsy drunk.

We pilfered various technological odds and ends from “spy supply” stores.

We’re ready. Tonight, the gates of Area 51 will fall. The truth is in there.

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