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July 6, 2007

Sealyon: Renfield, Inc: Exterminators

I actually don’t mind the spiders and the flies so much. They are easy to catch, and I hardly taste them at all. The sparrows are harder – difficult to catch and they are too crunchy. After the first few, they became wary of the birdseed offered on the windowsill. Rats are easiest; fearless and curious, even as they watch me eat their brothers. They are tough and gamey, but they are also the Master’s favorite.

It’s not for me you understand, it’s for the Master! He requires it. He’ll be here soon, and I have to be ready. Or else.

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