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July 23, 2007

Michele: Expellarimus!

To: Dursleys

Your nephew has been expelled from Hogwart's.

At first, Harry was a bright, intuitive student with a great future. Despite the pressure put on him in regards to his ancestry, he performed magnificently.

Recently, however, Harry was spending a lot of extra time in the potions lab. We assumed he was being studious and inventive.

To our shock and surprise, Harry spent that time making methamphetamine for sale and distribution to our student body.

He has single handedly created a serious drug problem on our campus.

You may pick him at Azkaban in three to five years.

Snape

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Comments

This was my fourth attempt. The other three were way too close to slash fiction for my taste.

You'll never know what happened to poor Hermione when she got too close to the unicorn.....

Posted by: michele at July 23, 2007 4:59 PM · Permalink

Ah-Ha! As I always suspected, that Z on his forehead isn't a scar. It's a gang tatt!

This story is hilarious!

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2007 10:37 PM · Permalink