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July 18, 2007

David: Hey, Y'all! Watch This!

“I saw this in a movie once. Hold still, dude.”

“No way, man. That’s, like, number three on the list of the last words a redneck hears before he gets horribly killed.”

“What’re one and two?”

“I think two is, ‘Naw, it ain’t loaded. See?’ and one is ‘Lurleen! I’s home early from the fact’ry!’”

“Dude, that’s wrong. You’re employing negative stereotypes for comedic effect. Such overgeneralization reveals a basic insensitivity to the plight of people who, in reality, have had to deal with lots of misery, while remaining the backbone of American agriculture and industry.”

“Whatever, man. You holding?”

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