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June 28, 2007

Sealyon: Is that you, Zaphod?

The extra one? Extra what? Oh, the head. Yeah, well. No, most people don’t remark on it, as a matter of fact. It’s a little rude – he can hear you, y’know.

It’s quite the chick magnet, really. You don’t think so? Well, you’d be surprised how many girls go for that sort of thing, especially off-planet. Obviously you aren’t getting half the action I am, even with that extra hand.

How? Well, why don’t you just ask him? I’ve got some tail to chase.

Hey, sweet thing. I haven’t seen a torso like that since Sector 4729. Fancy a drink?

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