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June 11, 2007

David: Quite Possibly The Most Disgusting Thing I've Ever Written

The stench of human filth almost made me vomit through my spandex mask. The crazed geologist turned super-villain whom the press had dubbed “The Mole Man” had committed another jewel heist and escaped below the city streets. It was up to me, Captain Midnight, to track him down and bring him to justice.

Hours of disgusting searching through the sewers led me to the Mole Man’s lair. Next to the stolen gem satchel, I spotted my quarry, half-submerged in a river of sludge, bathing in it, rubbing it against his bare skin and into his hair.

That’s it; I quit.

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Comments

Seriously, I wouldn't blame anyone for going back and summarily deleting this entire post. I grossed myself out, and I'm the kind of guy who can eat ribs while watching zombie movies.

Posted by: David at June 11, 2007 3:10 PM · Permalink

I kinda like it... In a 'wow is that perverse' kind of way.

Your Mole-Man is not all that unlike my daughter learning to wipe herself. hehe

GREAT - now I've grossed myself out.

Posted by: kipp at June 11, 2007 5:40 PM · Permalink

You're right, David. That is disgusting.

Good job!

Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2007 11:45 PM · Permalink

Neh, not so disgusting. But then I have a 10 year old boy. And even worse, a 7 year old girl.

Posted by: Stacy at June 12, 2007 9:25 AM · Permalink