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April 23, 2007

Ted: Duck, Duck, Goose

"Eeeeeeeeeeeek!"

"The Phantom Gooser strikes again!" thought Edward as he ducked down below the serpentine arrangement of clothing hangers. The elephantine mall afforded him a perfect feeding ground for his ravenous appetites. The rabbit's warren of back passeges along with his security key gave him plenty of opportunity to stirke mongoose swift then fade like a cockroach.

The job was ideal for another reason. The food court where the mall rats hung out gave him plenty of pigeons on which to prey. So many high school girls, and some middle schoolers, loved getting off 'free' after they got caught shoplifting.

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Comments

sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little there...

Posted by: Ted Bronson at April 23, 2007 6:15 PM · Permalink

Because no one else has said it yet:

Eeewwwwwwww!

Well written, Ted!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at April 23, 2007 11:57 PM · Permalink