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April 12, 2007

David: Because That's Just Gross

Amy felt self-conscious walking into the club for the first time, wearing her mouse ears and tail.

A woman wearing a giant papier-mâché squirrel head came over to her. “SqueakyGirl?” asked the voice inside.

“Fluffernutter?” Amy replied.

The squirrel-headed girl squealed and hugged Amy. “Yay, you’re here! Let me show you around.” Fluffernutter grabbed Amy’s hand and led her forward.

“We’re divided by species right now, but it’s early yet. But I should warn you: watch out for those guys by the wall.”

Amy looked, saw men with bovine-themed outfits, including large udders.

“Gay, cross-gender beefs. We call them ‘cow-bois’.”

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Comments

It was all I could do to not vote this down.

Furries freak me out.

Posted by: michele at April 12, 2007 4:26 PM · Permalink

No matter what a person's perversion is, there's always something that'll make them go, "Eww!" I find that fascinating.

But, yeah, WTF, right? It's one of those things that makes me wonder how they even find out they like that sort of thing. Were they all mascots in high school?

(I didn't mean to make that sound like I think Michele is perverted. I was speaking generally.)

Posted by: David at April 12, 2007 4:41 PM · Permalink