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April 4, 2007
Dave: It works both ways
"Gods," the large, burly gent in a toga intoned thick-tongued, swaying slightly, "do not drink alcohol while pregnant."
"So no problem for you," Roger said, conversationally.
"You'd be surprised." The deity belched, profoundly. "Nothin' much beyond our powers."
The bronze krator smashed into the laurel-crowned back of his head. The deity toppled over and crashed to the floor, out like a light.
"What took you?" Roger asked.
Chrys snorted. "Finally figured out he’s the kiddie murderer. Jerk's so plastered, he didn't even get the saying right. It's 'Gods shouldn't kill babies while drunk.'"
Roger shuddered, and started dialing the cops.
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