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April 27, 2007

4.27.07

Write an entry for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Which is to say, the most wretched opening sentence you can commit, a veritable crime against the English language. Prose that isn't just purple, but actually bruised. Then pad it out to 100 words.

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