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March 29, 2007

Jim: This Guy Walks Into A Bar

Welcome, friend! What do we have?
I don’t know where to begin.
Here are fifty brands of whiskey,
And fifteen labels of gin.

We have vodkas, tequilas, and brandys,
And sweet liqueurs by the score.
Bourbons, and ryes, and cognacs,
Plus we have so much more.

There’s beer on tap and in bottles;
Lagers, stouts, porters, and ale.
Our wine cellars are so deep and full,
They reach down to the roofs of Hell.

But don’t ask for any rum drinks
Like a Zombie, cool and tall.
I’m afraid we’re completely out of rum.
Those goddamn pirates drank it all.

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Comments

Bravo.

Posted by: Stacy at March 29, 2007 7:56 AM · Permalink

Wow, the Zombie shtick too. You-the-man!

Posted by: kasac at March 29, 2007 5:40 PM · Permalink

Bonus points for poems! Woohooo!

Posted by: Ted Bronson at March 29, 2007 6:34 PM · Permalink

Poems? Usually when there's this much booze I burst into song!

(Not that I'm an alcoholic, as far as you know...)

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 29, 2007 8:13 PM · Permalink

Zombies! The ultimate fruity rum drink!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 29, 2007 8:19 PM · Permalink

Awesome!

Posted by: michele at March 29, 2007 9:57 PM · Permalink