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March 22, 2007

Jeff R.:Sales Pitch

We'd love you to join our Ridiculum,
The newest thing on our curriculum,
Less pain than a split diverticulum,
And it's better than nothing at all.

Step right up and enjoy the Stupendulous,
There's no need to be timid or tremulous,
It may feel like a clot or an embolus,
But it's safe, and inside the next stall.

And now here's the famous Amazia,
With it's world-renowned trips of fantasia,
You'll be speechless, as struck by aphasia,
(You'd best let the machine take that call.)

So join the Ridiculum! It's Awesomatic!
Perimagorical! Hyperchromatic!
Without it you'll be bored and asymptomatic.

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Comments

Bravo

Posted by: Ted Bronson at March 22, 2007 5:52 PM · Permalink

* insert standing ovation here *

Posted by: michele at March 22, 2007 6:04 PM · Permalink

Awesome!

Posted by: Tanya at March 22, 2007 6:10 PM · Permalink

Wow!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 23, 2007 1:23 AM · Permalink