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March 15, 2007

Jeff R.: One Place to Start

Raymond Pilsner was defined to his friends by the blank discettes he sold in a half-unit at the dying mall. Then the time-portal opened near the DVD+Rs and Princess Nissanda, warrior-queen of 2811 AD, fell through, carrying a sword long as she was tall and dressed in an outfit revealing most of her pale blue skin. "You've got to help me, Ray", she said. "Hurry, the Daemon Horde is only minutes behind."

Confused, dear reader? Don't worry. You'll be able to catch up as the story moves alone. It's all to be expected when a story starts in Media Ray's.

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Comments

I'm pretty sure "inearthe" isn't a word. So you've only got 99.

Posted by: David at March 15, 2007 2:37 PM · Permalink

I don't know what you're talking about. That part was always "near the", and there was always only one "as" in that sentence. Eurasia has always been at war with Oceana...

Posted by: Jeff R. at March 15, 2007 4:20 PM · Permalink